be prepared FOR YOUR VISIT
RON'S RULES
- Pretension, condescension, snootiness, and all other manners of of general smuggery are expressly prohibited.
- Ron's is a place for cold drinks, warm banter, and good times in general. All who enter Ron's are expected to conduct themselves in a manner consistent with these values. Be friendly, talk to strangers, and celebrate all that unites us in this magnificent country.
- If you are looking to get drunk and rowdy, take your business elsewhere. Ron's is not a place to drink in excess, it is a place to drink with honor, dignity, and patriotism.
- Your language reflects who you are as a person. Profanities, obscenities, and other acts of the uncouth are beneath the expectations of this establishment.
- No member or affiliate of the El Dorado contingent of Tijuana may enter the premises at any time. The reasons are known.
- Our list of drinks is firm and true. Do not deviate. Do not modify. We will not bring you shame if you fail to abide by the drink list guidelines, however we will point out the ways in which you have brought shame upon yourself and those you love.
- Gotta wear pants. Period.
- Tip generously. Be grateful for the men and women who have sacrificed of themselves to provide you a wonderful, welcoming, honorable, and patriotic experience imbibing at Ron's. Even with robust gratuity, you will still leave this establishment ahead both financially and in spirit.
- If you ask for a beer or other spirit that we don't have despite a clear visual of the bar and drink lists available throughout the facility (and also found on this website), you will be placed in the penalty box - 2 minutes wait time before you may try again to order your drink.
- Any dour moods, grumpiness, or general disagreeability will be dealt with through jokes and shameless prodding. Keep your sourpuss nonsense at home.
- The last, most important rule of all - celebrate America and the great American Americans that make Ron's Bar & Backyard the Most American Bar in America.
